Friday, September 01, 2006

The 34 stone teenager

Watched this documentary on BBC 3 last night - quite shocking. It was about 19 year old Bethany Walton who at 5'6" weighed 34 stone or 476 lbs. She eventually under went a stomach reduction operation to basically save her life. In 7 weeks she lost 4 stone or 47 packs of lard!

Firstly, is it wrong that me, Tim, Olly, Mike and Pip laughed and made a hell of a lot of sarcastic comments for the duration? Sure, if she could've heard us she would've cried and comfort eaten for months but I don't reckon people would be pissed at you for taking the mick out of a smack head so why not a fattie?

Secondly, why is it that the parents are always fucking idiots? If your child was putting on horrendous amounts of weight would you not step in and take drastic action? Bethany's mum seemed to think it was a good idea to feed her double portions of her evening meal everyday (and when I say double portions I mean 2 the same size)!

Thirdly, the NHS is seriously messed up but her operation was covered by it. It cost around £10000 to perform. Now surely before taking this action it would've been more sensible and economical to send her to a shrink (to get to the root of her problem) and perhaps some sort of dietician/trainer. Obviously this would have been better if they'd done this when she was 20 stone but at least give her a chance to lose the weight naturally, as it were.


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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Know your Evil Doers!

Here is a feature about some of the most eeeeevil people on the planet. Take a good look at them and remember their faces so if you see them out and about you can bitch slap them back to the middle ages!

Up first we have someone who has been in the news a lot recently arise Ehud Olmert.

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This is the genius who stopped the Red Cross and Medicins Sans Frontieres getting into South Lebanon to provide aid. His government accused these two organisations of transporting arms to the Hezbollah. Also, in the face of international outrage he ordered even heavier and more frequent air strikes. Sir, you are a shit head!

Next we have Kim Jong-Il leader of North Korea.

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He runs one of the most oppressive regimes in the world, the state controls all forms of media and forces it's populace to live in fear. He also spends millions of dollars on building missiles and defence systems while millions of people starve. What an arsehole, there's a place on a skewer waiting for you in hell!

This wonderful chap is Robert Mugabe the leader of Zimbabwe.

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This benevolent gent is purposely starving millions of his countrymen and sent militias to kill white farmers and re-claim their land. He needs sorting out and fast!

This guy needs no introduction, you all know him.

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The Chimp is a religios fundamentalist who is a puppet for American profiteers. His lack of brain power should not stop him from realising that many of the things he and his government have done are morally wrong. For a good fearing make he shows little remorse and even less forgiveness.

Here's a personal fave of mine. Not too many of you will know him. He is Karl Rove.

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Often described as the brains behind Bush, he was one of his senior advisors and masterminded his campaign to get into the White House and to win re-election. He has now joined the campaign of the next Republican candidate. Be afraid, be very afraid! Karl Rove, piss off and die you fat fuck!

But in the face of this nastiness at least there is some comedy:

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Karl Rove as featured on American Dad!

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Anger Management

Recently someone read my blog (without leaving a comment, perhaps out of fear) and thinks I sound like a very angry person!

Personally, I feel I'm just easily frustrated by morons, hypocrites and religious zealots!

Be afraid, be very afraid!

The big news of the day is that the Intelligence Services have supposedly foiled plots to blow-up flights from the UK in mid-air. Personally, I'm highly suspicious of these claims. This isn't the first time assertions of this nature have been made but no evidence is ever released to back this up.

Considering that we went to war with Iraq because the Intelligence Services had evidence that they had WMDs which could be fired onto foreign soil from moveable platforms in 45 mins. The same Intelligence Services who also shot dead John Charles De Menezes on the tube and in Forest Gate, London shot and arrested one man and arrested another for allegedly plotting terrorist attacks, in both cases they were mistaken (De Menezes had a backpack with electrical equipment in it, the 2 men were accused by a neighbour of being terrorists and were released without charge). I think there is justification for not taking these fresh reports seriously.

Based on my cynical thoughts I decided to do a little research into economies of fear and came across a very informative article by Robert Higgs entitled The Political Economy of Fear which sums up my thoughts quite nicely. I have pinched some of the key paragraphs and want to share them with you (the full article can be found at www.mises.org).

"Fear is a depreciating asset. As Machiavelli observes, "the temper of the multitude is fickle, and ... while it is easy to persuade them of a thing, it is hard to fix them in that persuasion" ([1513 1992, 14). Unless the foretold threat eventuates, the people come to doubt its substance. The government must make up for the depreciation by investing in the maintenance, modernization, and replacement of its stock of fear capital. For example, during the Cold War, the general sense of fear of the Soviets tended to dissipate unless restored by periodic crises, many of which took the form of officially announced or leaked "gaps" between U.S. and Soviet military capabilities: troop-strength gap, bomber gap, missile gap, antimissile gap, first-strike-missile gap, defense-spending gap, thermonuclear-throw-weight gap, and so forth (Higgs 1994, 301–02).[4] Lately, a succession of official warnings about possible forms of terrorist attack on the homeland has served the same purpose: keeping the people "vigilant," which is to say, willing to pour enormous amounts of their money into the government's bottomless budgetary pits of "defense" and "homeland security" (Higgs 2003b)."

"This same factor helps to explain the drumbeat of fears pounded out by the mass media: besides serving their own interests in capturing an audience, they buy insurance against government punishment by playing along with whatever program of fear-mongering the government is conducting currently. Anyone who watches, say, CNN's Headline News programs can attest that a day seldom passes without some new announcement of a previously unsuspected Terrible Threat—I call it the danger du jour."

"By keeping the population in a state of artificially heightened apprehension, the government-cum-media prepares the ground for planting specific measures of taxation, regulation, surveillance, reporting, and other invasions of the people's wealth, privacy, and freedoms. Left alone for a while, relieved of this ceaseless bombardment of warnings, people would soon come to understand that hardly any of the announced threats has any substance and that they can manage their own affairs quite well without the security-related regimentation and tax-extortion the government seeks to justify."

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Fatties and Skinnies

There was a story on Channel 4 news last night about pre-teen girls and they desire to be like the ultra-skinny celebrities e.g. Posh Spice, Nicole Ritchie, Kiera Knightley. Highlighted by the introduction in UK shops of the US size 0 or UK 4. What happened to the perfect 10 I ask?

Seems to me that there are 2 extremes (certainly in the UK) at the moment - kids are either balloons or rakes! What's going on? Parents these days seem to feed their kids take aways or shit and chips every night or their kids just don't eat.

I don't remember it being like that when I was that age. Your mum/dad cooked a variety of different things, we were encouraged to get out the house and/or join some sort of sports team. Now it's like a contest to see how many e numbers you can stuff in a child and then plonk them in front of a PS2 or a dvd.

If it's not that, then it's Hello! and Ok magazine telling kids "so and so gets fat!" or "so and so has a great new look!" Personally I find it disgusting, there is no set size and shape for someone to be attractive and these stick women make me want to puke. Which, incidentally, is probably what they do after every meal.

People who say you can find anything on the internet......

....... are lairs!! I've been searching for 45 mins for the guitar tab to Rain on Tin by Sonic Youth (taken from their 2002 classic album Murray Street) and damned if I can find it anywhere!

If anyone would care to help me on my quest it would be appreciated.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Not got much to say for myself

Have been puzzled as to what to write lately. Obviously there's the whole Israel - Lebanon thing going off and it doesn't look good. But I can't be bothered to go into that as anyone who actually bothers to read my shit will already be able to guess what my opinions are.

I suppose the biggest news is that I booked my ticket to go travelling last Friday. Take-off from Heathrow on 9th October at 22.15 and arrive in Bangkok 10th October 15.35 local time. I also have a flight booked from Singapore to Perth on the 1st March. Decided against booking a return so I'm a free man! I can do what I want, when I want (as long as I got some moolah) and go anywhere I desire! Hoozah! Who knows maybe I'll never come back. I shall be a man of the Earth travelling wherever the wind takes me, fighting injustice wherever I find it for liberty, truth and the Scarbelly way! (And a few grams of weed)

So any of you bitches who fancy a holiday, get saving! I'm on the road for a while and visiting a plethora of places so pick a destination, jump on a plane and I'll meet you on the otherside!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Boozing pt. 2

It seems as if I'm not too old after all!

After Wednesday and Thursday I was out again on Friday (with my home boy Bradfields, check out his blog linked below) and then started drinking at 4 on Saturday as we cooked a huge bbq! And I felt fine on Sunday. Looks like my liver has a few more years in him yet.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Some guys are just pricks

As my Bradfield's brain forum buddies will already know I've recently been on a few dates with a young lady. When we first start chatting she explained that she'd just come out of a serious relationship etc, etc. Things seemed to be going well until a couple of weeks ago when she went cold on my ass. Last night I found out why. Basically, the bloke she'd been seeing was married all along and split up with her because he'd "met someone else"(most likely his fucking wife!). When we went out on our first date the guy in question walked past and saw us together. He phones her up the next week blubbing cos the girl he's seeing is "cheating on him" and tries to worm his way back in. I'm not sure exactly how she found out but 2 weeks ago she discovered he had been married all along.
What a complete shithead! Lies his way through an affair, fucks off back with his wife, sees her out with another so tries to rekindle the affair by playing on her emotions. If I see him again I'll offer to ro-sham-bo him for her and then kick repeatedly in the nuts, hopefully he'll be near a wall at the time so I can lean on it for extra leverage!

Boozing

At what point do you become too old to go boozing all the time? As the years go by I find that it becomes more and more of a struggle to go out drinking on consecutive nights. That said I was out on Wednesday and last night and it seems as if my main Chimp, Bradfields, is up for alcohol fuelled madness tonight. I think I'll re-visit this topic on Monday and let you know how devasted my body is after what will probably be four days in a row on the sauce.